I don’t know anything that you don’t know. I’m imaginary…

Pal! Bad dog! Not on the rug! Do your business…

Okay class, follow me and don’t run!!

He wouldn’t be this nice if we weren’t on TV.

Her lips aren’t even moving! This is nothing like a…

Mommy! Daddy! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty!(from…

Crazy Bus, Crazy Bus riding on my Crazy Bus!

He stole my joke! Binky stole my joke!

This is ridiculous! You know how many kids must try…

People think I can’t write a poem, but they…