Perfect Strangers Quotes

Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so many things. Like how when you open the refrigerator, the light goes on. - View Quote Details on Mary-Anne Spencer: You know, having a ghost would explain so…
Balki: “Oh, give me a line of credit!” - View Quote Details on Balki: “Oh, give me a line of credit!”
Larry: Oh, my Lord! - View Quote Details on Larry: Oh, my Lord!
Balki: Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy! - View Quote Details on Balki: Now we are so happy, we do the Dance…
Balki: Where are the instructions?
Larry: I threw them out.
Balki: You threw them out?
Larry: Appletons have never used instructions. My dad completely rewired the house in Denver without instructions.
Balki: Isn’t that the house that burned to the ground?
Larry: [sheepishly] They never proved it was the wiring. — “Pipe Dreams”, Season Three - View Quote Details on Balki: Where are the instructions?
Larry: I threw them…
Larry: Say, Chuck, do you have a blueprint for your brain? I’m building an idiot.
Balki: [confused] Cousin, you didn’t tell me you were building an idiot.
Larry: It was going to be a surprise. — “The Karate Kids”, Season Three - View Quote Details on Larry: Say, Chuck, do you have a blueprint for your…
[Larry has asked the gang to help bake 2,000 Bibbi-Bobka's to be sold to a restaurant]
Jennifer Lyons: Larry, it took us all morning to bake three dozen. Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are?
Mary-Anne: [instantly] One-hundred and sixty-six and two-thirds dozen. [off their looks] My father was a carpenter. - View Quote Details on [Larry has asked the gang to help bake 2,000 Bibbi-Bobka's...
Balki: Lier, lier, pants for hire. - View Quote Details on Balki: Lier, lier, pants for hire.
Larry: I have...a plan. - View Quote Details on Larry: I have...a plan.
Larry:...We have the element of surprise.
Balki: You're right there, cousin: even we don't know what we're doing. - View Quote Details on Larry:...We have the element of surprise.
Balki: You're right...
[Larry is hanging by the neck of his jacket.]
Larry: Alright, Balki, now help me down.
Balki: [excited] Cousin, do it for me, please?
Larry: [wearily] No, no…
Balki: Oh, please! Please, Mr. Scarecrow, which way to the Emerald City?
Larry: ‘Some people go that way, and some people go that way…’
Balki/Larry: ‘…But, of course, people do go both ways!’ — “That Old Gang of Mine”, Season Three - View Quote Details on [Larry is hanging by the neck of his jacket.]…
Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out the lips you only got one! [pause] Why aren’t you laughing?
Larry: [stony-faced] It’s hard to laugh with one lip. — “The Break In”, Season Three - View Quote Details on Balki: Well cousin, I guess when they were handing out…
Balki Bartokomous : Well of course not, don’t be ridiculous. - View Quote Details on Balki Bartokomous : Well of course not, don’t be ridiculous.
Balki: “America! Land of my dreams, home of the Whopper!” (from the debut episode) - View Quote Details on Balki: “America! Land of my dreams, home of the Whopper!”…