Alvin and the Chipmunks (film) Quotes

There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is ever, ever going to sing. - View Quote Details on There’s no sense in writing songs that no one is…
You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor - View Quote Details on You three sound like you’ve been gargling nails. –doctor
[when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys! I think he made it angry! - View Quote Details on [when a tree is about to be cut down] Guys!…
[talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree at birth. - View Quote Details on [talking about Theodore] Sorry, he fell out of the tree…
Welcome to Jett Records. - View Quote Details on Welcome to Jett Records.
We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We’re talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a…
[talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood my house, you’re dead. Out on the street! Capisce?! - View Quote Details on [talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood…
[sees what Ian has for him and the other Chipmunks] I love toffee! - View Quote Details on [sees what Ian has for him and the other Chipmunks]…
That’s it! I can’t take this anymore. I can’t! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I’m especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!! - View Quote Details on That’s it! I can’t take this anymore. I can’t! I…
I’m awake! I’m up. [looks at his watch] And I’m late! - View Quote Details on I’m awake! I’m up. [looks at his watch] And I’m…
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Missed that chipmunk cuz you’re slow. - View Quote Details on Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. Missed that chipmunk cuz you’re slow.
[to Theodore] Save some horn for the rest of us, man. - View Quote Details on [to Theodore] Save some horn for the rest of us,…
[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over! - View Quote Details on [playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him]…
[after he gulps chocolate in his mouth] Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? - View Quote Details on [after he gulps chocolate in his mouth] Has anyone tried…
Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear! - View Quote Details on Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear!
[about Dave] He doesn’t want a family. - View Quote Details on [about Dave] He doesn’t want a family.
PEACE! We out! - View Quote Details on PEACE! We out!
Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him on the head] - View Quote Details on Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him...
Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, "clear the room" gas. - View Quote Details on Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him...
[while riding in the car] Can I stand in your lap and steer? - View Quote Details on [while riding in the car] Can I stand in your…
[while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come to papa. [he sees all the food in there] Hello, goregous. - View Quote Details on [while trying to open the cupboard] Come on, baby, come…
[about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs] - View Quote Details on [about the housekeeper Ian hired] She’s also a masseuse. [purrs]
Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smells like sweat socks? [singing] Dave likes to wear dirty underwear with little hairs. - View Quote Details on Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smells like…
[when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you feel about an indoor pool? - View Quote Details on [when the sink overflows] Dave? Quick question… how do you…
If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don’t think I’m watching out for you, why don’t you go live with Uncle Ian?! - View Quote Details on If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don’t…
[honks horn] I’m a good beeper. - View Quote Details on [honks horn] I’m a good beeper.
We’ve hit the mother load! - View Quote Details on We’ve hit the mother load!