Batman (1989 film) Quotes

Lieutenant Eckhardt: Sorry Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel. - View Quote Details on Lieutenant Eckhardt: Sorry Knox. These two slipped on a banana…
I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood….and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check. - View Quote Details on I saw it! I was there. I saw it all…
Grissom: Jack, it’s an important job. I need someone I can trust. You.. are my number one.. guy! - View Quote Details on Grissom: Jack, it’s an important job. I need someone I…
Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema! - View Quote Details on Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world…
[before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me…Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier. - View Quote Details on [before shooting Grissom] Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You…
[after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m melting! I’m melting! I’m melting! God! Ahhhhhhh…[uncovers his face and frightens Vicki] Boo! [laughs]. - View Quote Details on [after Vicki splashes some water on his face] Oh! I’m…
[to Vicki] Darling, I’ve gotta get you to the church on time. - View Quote Details on [to Vicki] Darling, I’ve gotta get you to the church…
Where does he get all those wonderful toys? - View Quote Details on Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival! - View Quote Details on Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little…
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. - View Quote Details on Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little…
[Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. - View Quote Details on [Courting Vicki Vale] It’s as though we were made for…
[During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit. - View Quote Details on [During his first encounter with Batman] Nice outfit.
At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don’t worry about me, I’ve got enough. - View Quote Details on At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on…
Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me, come on! - View Quote Details on Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to…
The pen…is truly mightier than the sword! - View Quote Details on The pen…is truly mightier than the sword!
And now, folks, it’s time for “Who do you trust!” Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I’m giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He’s at home, washin’ his tights! - View Quote Details on And now, folks, it’s time for “Who do you trust!”…
[After Bob points a gun on Eckhardt] Better be sure? - View Quote Details on [After Bob points a gun on Eckhardt] Better be sure?
So, remember, put on a happy face! - View Quote Details on So, remember, put on a happy face!
Antoine got a little hot under the collar. [laughs] - View Quote Details on Antoine got a little hot under the collar. [laughs]
[Referring to Batman] HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! - View Quote Details on [Referring to Batman] HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!
[yelling in anger] You wanna’ get nuts? Come on! Let’s get nuts! - View Quote Details on [yelling in anger] You wanna’ get nuts? Come on! Let’s…
[Puts on glasses] You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh? [Batman punches him] - View Quote Details on [Puts on glasses] You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses…
Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And, if so, is he on the police payroll? And, if so, what’s he pulling down, after taxes? - View Quote Details on Alexander Knox: Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham…
[in the commercial] He’s been using Brand X… - View Quote Details on [in the commercial] He’s been using Brand X…
That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. I know what you’re saying: where could I find these brand, new item? That’s the gag. Chances are, you bought them already! - View Quote Details on That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color so…
[Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first. - View Quote Details on [Confronting Joker] I made you, you made me first.
Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face. - View Quote Details on Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
[to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy. - View Quote Details on [to Bob] And remember. You…are my number one…guy.
Alexander Knox: [upon seeing a strange, wooden suit of armor in Wayne's display hall] Check this out! He must have been “King of the Wicker People!” - View Quote Details on Alexander Knox: [upon seeing a strange, wooden suit of armor...
[to Bob] You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. We’ve got a flying mouse to kill, and I wanna clean my claws. - View Quote Details on [to Bob] You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob…
[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s see if you can take off yours. - View Quote Details on [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s…
I’m only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I’m really crying / You might join me for a weep. [laughs] - View Quote Details on I’m only laughing on the outside / My smile is…
We’ve been ratted out, boys. Watch it. - View Quote Details on We’ve been ratted out, boys. Watch it.
[Referring to Batman] Why can’t he just stay dead? - View Quote Details on [Referring to Batman] Why can’t he just stay dead?
[to Batman] I was just a kid when I killed your parents. I mean I made you, you made me - how childish can you get? - View Quote Details on [to Batman] I was just a kid when I killed…

About Batman (1989 film)

Batman is a 1989 film about the caped crusader’s fight against his arch-nemesis, the Joker. Directed by: Tim Burton. Written by Sam Hamm and Warren Skaaren, based upon characters created by Bob Kane. .