Hitch Quotes

[to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don’t need no pizza. They got food there. - View Quote Details on [to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don’t need no pizza…
Don’t…ever…do that again! - View Quote Details on Don’t…ever…do that again!
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. - View Quote Details on Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must…
Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along. - View Quote Details on Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better…
[to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that’s all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between “happily ever after” and “Oh? He’s just some guy I went to some thing with once.” - View Quote Details on [to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that’s all…
Begin each day like it was on purpose. - View Quote Details on Begin each day like it was on purpose.
I’ve waited my entire life to be this miserable. - View Quote Details on I’ve waited my entire life to be this miserable.
No guile, no game… No girl - View Quote Details on No guile, no game… No girl
I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time? - View Quote Details on I’m a guy. Since when do we get anything right…
Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying “God, I hope I don’t get swept off my feet today!” Now, she might say “This is a really bad time for me,” or something like “I just need some space,” or my personal favorite “I’m really into my career right now.” You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? ‘Cause she’s lying to you, that’s why. You understand me? Lying! It’s not a bad time for her. She doesn’t need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she’s really saying is “Uh, get away from me now,” or possibly “Try harder, stupid,” but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you’re saying ain’t coming out of your mouth. Of course she’s going to lie to you! She’s a nice person! She doesn’t want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn’t even know you… yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn’t know what she wants until she sees it, and that’s where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who… any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom. - View Quote Details on Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying “God, I…
You can’t stop it… [shouts] You cannot stop it… - View Quote Details on You can’t stop it… [shouts] You cannot stop it…
[showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I’m makin a pizza! - View Quote Details on [showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now…
Because that’s what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly… is you. - View Quote Details on Because that’s what people do. They leap, and hope to…
Give me a ring… sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the phone. - View Quote Details on Give me a ring… sometime. [Laughs] I mean, on the…
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away. - View Quote Details on Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s…
Can you believe what a beautiful day it is? - View Quote Details on Can you believe what a beautiful day it is?
I’m like a vault baby, locked down! - View Quote Details on I’m like a vault baby, locked down!
You know what it’s like getting up every morning feeling hopeless? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it’s never going to be with you? - View Quote Details on You know what it’s like getting up every morning feeling…

About Hitch

Hitch is a romantic comedy film released on February 11, 2005 by Sony Pictures. In this film, Will Smith plays a “date doctor” who coaches other men in the art of wooing women. The cure for the common man.