The Dark Knight Quotes

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know… I just do things. - View Quote Details on Do I really look like a guy with a plan?…
Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap. You oughta know, you bought it. - View Quote Details on Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap…
[Answering Harvey Dent's marriage proposal just prior to her own death] I don’t want to live without you. And I do have an answer for you. And my answer is yes. - View Quote Details on [Answering Harvey Dent's marriage proposal just prior to her own...
Batman has no limits. - View Quote Details on Batman has no limits.
Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for aggressive... expansion. So, which of our fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh! There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have (breaks a pool stick in half)... tryouts (throws one half in between Gambol's men). - View Quote Details on Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of...
How about a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the table standing upright] I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. [he slams the man's head into the pencil, forcing the entire pencil through his eye socket] Ta-da! It’s…ah, it’s gone. - View Quote Details on How about a magic trick? [slams a pencil into the...
[To the Joker] This city just showed you that it’s full of people ready to believe in good. - View Quote Details on [To the Joker] This city just showed you that it’s…
[Batman races towards him on the batpod] Come on. I want you to do it. I want you to do it. Hit me. Hit me! I want you to hit me! Come on. Do it! Hit me! - View Quote Details on [Batman races towards him on the batpod] Come on. I…
I like this job. I like it. - View Quote Details on I like this job. I like it.
I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. - View Quote Details on I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out their little profit, and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so…boring. I’ve had a change of heart. I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let’s give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn’t dead in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital. - View Quote Details on I had a vision of a world without Batman. The…
[After being told by Bruce Wayne that his failures lets him learn] Well, I guess you’ve become quite knowledgeable then. - View Quote Details on [After being told by Bruce Wayne that his failures lets...
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. - View Quote Details on You either die a hero, or you live long enough...
Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. - View Quote Details on Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos...
When the chips are down, these, uh… "civilized people"? They'll eat each other. - View Quote Details on When the chips are down, these, uh… "civilized people"? They'll...
[Strapped to a timebomb, with a phone in front of her, hearing Batman saving Dent from the same situation] Okay … Harvey, it’s okay. Listen to me- somew- [the bomb explodes] - View Quote Details on [Strapped to a timebomb, with a phone in front of...
[To Bruce, after he announced his support for Harvey Dent] Harvey may not know you well enough to understand when you’re making fun of him. But I do. - View Quote Details on [To Bruce, after he announced his support for Harvey Dent]…
[After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next–[Batman pounds the Joker's hand and he comically waits to register the pain] See? - View Quote Details on [After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never…
[before Bruce leaves him with a boat full of Russian ballerinas] You can tell me the Russian for “apply your own bloody suntan lotion”! - View Quote Details on [before Bruce leaves him with a boat full of Russian...
Mount the curb! - View Quote Details on Mount the curb!
Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all of the… little… emotions. You see, in their… last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? - View Quote Details on Do you want to know why I use a knife?...
[To Rachel while she demands he tell the truth about Batman] Heads, I go through with it. [Tosses her a two-headed coin] - View Quote Details on [To Rachel while she demands he tell the truth about...
[To Sal Maroni, while sitting in a vehicle, after flipping his coin] You’re a lucky man. [about Sal's driver, after flipping his coin once more] He’s not…your driver [Two-Face shoots the driver, possibly killing Maroni in the process] - View Quote Details on [To Sal Maroni, while sitting in a vehicle, after flipping...
It's all part of the plan. - View Quote Details on It's all part of the plan.
It's a funny world we live in. - View Quote Details on It's a funny world we live in.
[To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can never be. Your stand against organized crime is the first legitimate ray of light in Gotham in decades. If anyone saw this, everything would be undone. All the criminals you pulled off the streets would be released, and Jim Gordon would have died for nothing.” - View Quote Details on [To Harvey Dent] You’re the symbol of hope I can…
You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics…because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds! - View Quote Details on You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go…
No! Dent is there with them! We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! - View Quote Details on No! Dent is there with them! We have to save…
[To Batman] This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won’t kill you because… you’re just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever. - View Quote Details on [To Batman] This is what happens when an unstoppable force…
And I though my jokes were bad. - View Quote Details on And I though my jokes were bad.
[After Bruce uses an extremely noisy gun to fire several test shots] Not sure you made it loud enough, sir. - View Quote Details on [After Bruce uses an extremely noisy gun to fire several...
[After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit of dirty cops] They’re not perfect, but I have to do the best I can with what I have. - View Quote Details on [After being told by Harvey that he runs a unit...
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen... we are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question: where is Harvey Dent? [no one answers; he walks over to a woman, takes her glass and tosses out her champagne] Do you know where Harvey is? Do you know who he is? [grabs a man by the face] Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something; just something little, huh? [turning his head side to side from the top and receives no answer and continues on] No. You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones. - View Quote Details on Good evening, ladies and gentlemen… we are tonight’s entertainment! I…
[Quoting Harvey Dent] “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” - View Quote Details on [Quoting Harvey Dent] “You either die a hero or you…
Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. - View Quote Details on Some men aren’t looking for anything logical like money. They…
[Tugging on a string connected to grenades] Ah, ah… let’s not blow this out of proportion. - View Quote Details on [Tugging on a string connected to grenades] Ah, ah… let’s…
[To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze. And you are beautiful. Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got ‘em? [grabs her chin as she continuously tries to look away] C’mere, look at me. So, I had a wife, she was beautiful…like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks…[she squirms, and he pulls her back] Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hmmm? I just wanted to let her know that I don’t care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling! - View Quote Details on [To Rachel] Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze…
You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this! - View Quote Details on You think I want to escape from this? There is…
Now there’s a Batman. - View Quote Details on Now there’s a Batman.
[To Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It’s coming. - View Quote Details on [To Rachel] You know that day you once told me…
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn’t like that. Not…one…bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says, “Why so serious?” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And… why so serious? - View Quote Details on Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a…
Have you ever had to talk to the person you love most? To tell them it’s going to be all right, when you know that it’s not? - View Quote Details on Have you ever had to talk to the person you…
It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so you can swap not sleeping in a penthouse for not sleeping in a mansion. - View Quote Details on It will be nice when Wayne Manor is rebuilt so…
I’ve seen now what I would have to become to stop men like him. - View Quote Details on I’ve seen now what I would have to become to…
[To Gordon] Sometimes, the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. - View Quote Details on [To Gordon] Sometimes, the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people…
[Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card. - View Quote Details on [Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card.
‘Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [pushes the unconscious (or dead) driver out of the way] Excuse me, I wanna drive. - View Quote Details on ‘Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [pushes the unconscious (or dead) driver...
See, this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham. You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day that he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. [laughs maniacally] - View Quote Details on See, this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham. You…

About The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight is an 2008 American superhero action film sequel to 2005 ’s Batman Begins, based on the comic book character created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. This time, Batman and Lieutenant James Gordon confront a psychotic terrorist known as “The Joker “. Directed by Christopher Nolan. Written by Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan Why So Serious? .