Crimes and Misdemeanors Quotes
- Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide. - View Quote Details on Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy…
- I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler’s birthday. - View Quote Details on I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler’s birthday.
- Right, I won’t! - View Quote Details on Right, I won’t!
- God is a luxury I can’t afford. - View Quote Details on God is a luxury I can’t afford.
- What’s the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before. - View Quote Details on What’s the guy so upset about? You’d think nobody was…
- We’re all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand scale, most of these choices are on lesser points. But we define ourselves by the choices we have made. We are, in fact, the sum total of our choices. Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly, Human happiness does not seem to be included in the design of creation. it is only we, with our capacity to love that give meaning to the indifferent universe. And yet, most human beings seem to have the ability to keep trying and even try to find joy from simple things, like their family, their work, and from the hope that future generations might understand more. - View Quote Details on We’re all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral…
- I’m not after your god-damned money! I want to speak to Miriam!! - View Quote Details on I’m not after your god-damned money! I want to speak…
- One sin leads to a deeper sin. - View Quote Details on One sin leads to a deeper sin.
- If it bends it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not funny. - View Quote Details on If it bends it’s funny. If it breaks, it’s not…
- I’ve gone out the window. - View Quote Details on I’ve gone out the window.
- What were God’s eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I assumed. And I wonder if it was just a coincidence that I made my specialty ophthalmology. - View Quote Details on What were God’s eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I…
- A strange man defecated on my sister. - View Quote Details on A strange man defecated on my sister.
- I’ll be honest. You’re not my first choice. - View Quote Details on I’ll be honest. You’re not my first choice.
About Crimes and Misdemeanors
Crimes and Misdemeanors is a film written and directed by Woody Allen.













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