Jerry Maguire Quotes

[to Dorothy] Okay. Lil’ speech before I go. Do. Not. Worry. About. Your. Job. Our company is in good shape. You and your son… we… are just fine. You still have a job. I want you to feel confident! In. Me. And I have a problem with people who talk about themselves in the third person, but let me tell you something about Jerry Maguire. Come after me and you will lose I am a survivor! Do not underestimate Jerry Maguire! I’ve got wits! I’ve got the instincts of a panther! - View Quote Details on [to Dorothy] Okay. Lil’ speech before I go. Do. Not…
Marcee Tidwell: Now I don’t know what you do for your five-percent, but this man, my husband has a whole plan, an image… we majored in marketing, Jerry, and when you put him in a Waterbed Warehouse commercial, excuse me, you are making him common. He is pure gold and you’re giving him “Waterbed Warehouse” when he deserves the big four — shoe, car, clothing-line, soft-drink. The four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar. - View Quote Details on Marcee Tidwell: Now I don’t know what you do for…
Jerry Maguire. My agent. You are my ambassador of kwan! - View Quote Details on Jerry Maguire. My agent. You are my ambassador of kwan!
The key to this business is personal relationships. - View Quote Details on The key to this business is personal relationships.
Bob Sugar: It’s not show “friends”. It’s show business. - View Quote Details on Bob Sugar: It’s not show “friends”. It’s show business.
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I’ll give you fifteen minutes to call me back. - View Quote Details on I will not rest until I have you holding a…
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello. - View Quote Details on Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello…
He said that? He said I don’t understand what it means to be a black person? I am Mister black people! - View Quote Details on He said that? He said I don’t understand what it…
Jan: I love men. I respect men. But that doesn’t change the fact that most of them belong in cages. - View Quote Details on Jan: I love men. I respect men. But that doesn’t…
Anyone else would have left you by now, but I’m sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you’re gonna show me the money. We are together on this! We are going to be one! Shit! - View Quote Details on Anyone else would have left you by now, but I’m…
I hated myself. No, I hated my place in the world. - View Quote Details on I hated myself. No, I hated my place in the…
I’ve listened to you all tell a thousand sob stories, and I have been very judgmental. Frankly, I think you’ve all been way too comfortable with your pain. I’ve not been fair to you. Women need to stick together, and not depend on the affections of a man to “fix” their lives. Maybe you’re all correct. Men are the enemy… But I still love the enemy. - View Quote Details on I’ve listened to you all tell a thousand sob stories,…
[to Rod] I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok? - View Quote Details on [to Rod] I am out here for you. You don’t…
See, man, that’s the difference. between us. You think we’re fighting, I think we’re finally talking! - View Quote Details on See, man, that’s the difference. between us. You think we’re…
I love getting up in the morning. I clap my hands (claps hands), and say “THIS is gonna be a great day!” - View Quote Details on I love getting up in the morning. I clap my…
Avery Bishop (very loudly): You are Jerry Ma-fucking-guire! - View Quote Details on Avery Bishop (very loudly): You are Jerry Ma-fucking-guire!
[to Dorothy] No no. Don’t cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end, like I do. And don’t be a shoulder for him to cry on either. - View Quote Details on [to Dorothy] No no. Don’t cry at the beginning of…
[to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy] If you fuck this up, I’ll kill you. - View Quote Details on [to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy] If you fuck…
I’m still sort of moved by your “My word is stronger than oak” thing. - View Quote Details on I’m still sort of moved by your “My word is…
There’s genius everywhere, but until they turn pro, it’s like popcorn in the pan. Some pop… some don’t. - View Quote Details on There’s genius everywhere, but until they turn pro, it’s like…
[to Jerry] I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract’s gotta bring me the dollars that’ll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I’m out of this sport in 5 years. What’s my family gonna live on? Huh? What you get me. So I don’t want to hear about your shit. - View Quote Details on [to Jerry] I got a shelf life of ten years,…
Marcee Tidwell: My whole life is this family, Jerry. It doesn’t work without him. - View Quote Details on Marcee Tidwell: My whole life is this family, Jerry. It…
Two nights later in Miami at our corporate conference, a breakthrough. Breakdown? Breakthrough. It was the oddest, most unexpected thing. I began writing what they call a Mission Statement for my company. You know — a Mission Statement — a suggestion for the future. What started out as one page became twenty-five. Suddenly I was my father’s son. I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job, how I ended up here out of law school, the way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field… And suddenly it was all pretty clear. The answer was fewer clients. Caring for them, caring for ourselves, and the games too. Starting our lives, really. Hey, I’ll be the first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat “touchy feely.” I didn’t care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I’d always wanted to be. - View Quote Details on Two nights later in Miami at our corporate conference, a…
Okay, you want to talk about practical? Let’s talk about my wonderful life. Do you know what most other women my age are doing right now? They are partying in clubs, trying to act stupid, trying to get a man, trying to keep a man… not me. I’m trying to raise a man. I’ve got a 24 hour a day reminder of Roger, for the rest of my life. I have had three lovers in four years, all boring, all achingly self-sufficient, all friends of yours I might add, and all of them running a distant second to a book and a warm bath. Look at me, Laurel, look at me. I’m the oldest 26 year old in the world! - View Quote Details on Okay, you want to talk about practical? Let’s talk about…
I’m not trying to make history here. - View Quote Details on I’m not trying to make history here.

About Jerry Maguire

Jerry Maguire is a 1996 film about a sports agent who has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, who then decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent with the only athlete who stays with him. Written and directed by Cameron Crowe. Everybody loved him.. Everybody disappeared.Taglines .