Kindergarten Cop Quotes

You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father in the stomach, but stops after he was spotted by the kids]. You’re not worth it. I’m pressing charges against you. - View Quote Details on You hit the kid, I hit you! [punchs Zach's father...
You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses. - View Quote Details on You can't just walk in here and put a gun...
Kimble: I have a headache - View Quote Details on Kimble: I have a headache
Well...you taught them the basics. That's important. - View Quote Details on Well...you taught them the basics. That's important.
You lack discipline! - View Quote Details on You lack discipline!
But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness. - View Quote Details on But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard...
Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a bitch? - View Quote Details on Mrs. Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question,...
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately. - View Quote Details on I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and...
I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble! - View Quote Details on I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!
Well I've got news for you; you are mine now! You belong to me! - View Quote Details on Well I've got news for you; you are mine now!...
I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time. - View Quote Details on I want to hang out with you, till the end...of...
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten student - View Quote Details on Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina. ~ Kindergarten...
I know all about you, Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you. - View Quote Details on I know all about you, Kimble. Without me you wouldn't...
You're not so tough without your car, are you? - View Quote Details on You're not so tough without your car, are you?
My name is John Kimble [cocks shotgun] and I love my car. - View Quote Details on My name is John Kimble [cocks shotgun] and I love…
Take it back! - View Quote Details on Take it back!
I’m the party pooper. - View Quote Details on I’m the party pooper.
Hey. I’m a police officer. - View Quote Details on Hey. I’m a police officer.

About Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop is a 1990 film about a cop who goes undercover in Astoria to find the ex-wife and son of drug dealer Cullen Crisp (who is in a murder investigation). Directed by Ivan Reitman. Written by Murray Salem, Herschel Weingrod, and Timothy Harris. Go ahead, you tell him you didn’t do your homework.

Kindergarten Cop Taglines

Go ahead, you tell him you didn’t do your homework.
He’s the toughest undercover cop in LA. If you’re bad he’ll know it. If you’re hiding something he’ll find out. If you cheat he can tell. Now…
It’s a jungle gym out there.
An undercover cop in a class by himself.