Southland Tales Quotes
- Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. - View Quote Details on Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that…
- Serpentine: Don’t look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined. - View Quote Details on Serpentine: Don’t look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is…
- Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki! - View Quote Details on Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki!
- Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other? - View Quote Details on Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking…
- Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted. - View Quote Details on Scientists are saying the future is going to be far…
- Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight. - View Quote Details on Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight.
- We’re a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom. - View Quote Details on We’re a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of…
- Zora Carmichaels: Let’s dry our tears and face our fears. - View Quote Details on Zora Carmichaels: Let’s dry our tears and face our fears.
- Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho. - View Quote Details on Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have…
- Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don’t let me suck your dick I’ll shoot myself in the head! - View Quote Details on Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don’t let me…
- Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war. - View Quote Details on Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues…
- This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. - View Quote Details on This is the way the World ends. This is the…
- Senator Bobby Frost: “Teen horniness is not a crime”? I never said it was… - View Quote Details on Senator Bobby Frost: “Teen horniness is not a crime”? I…
- Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse. - View Quote Details on Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over…
- Roland Taverner: Sounds neat… How does he stop the global deceleration? - View Quote Details on Roland Taverner: Sounds neat… How does he stop the global…
- When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same. - View Quote Details on When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the…
- I’m a pimp… and pimps don’t commit suicide. - View Quote Details on I’m a pimp… and pimps don’t commit suicide.
About Southland Tales
Southland Tales is a 2007 film, set in the near future of an alternate history, that is a portrait of Los Angeles and a comment on the military-industrial news-tainment complex. Written and directed by Richard Kelly. Have A Nice Apocalypse (taglines ) .
Southland Tales Taglines
- The future is just like you imagined.
- This is the way the world ends - Not with a whimper, but with a bang.
- Have A Nice Apocalypse
- The Internet is the Future. The Future is Just Like You Imagined.
- This is the way the world ends.
- Warning: you are entering a domain of chaos.
Southland Tales Cast
- Miranda Richardson - Nana Mae Frost
- Bai Ling - Serpentine
- Christopher Lambert - Walter Mung
- Nora Dunn - Cyndi Pinziki
- Sarah Michelle Gellar - Krysta Now aka Krysta Kapowski
- Amy Poehler - Dream/Veronica Mung
- Seann William Scott - Roland Taverner/Ronald Taverner
- Jon Lovitz - Bart Bookman
- Will Sasso - Fortunio Balducci
- Zelda Rubinstein - Katarina Kuntzler
- Curtis Armstrong - Dr. Soberin Exx
- Cheri Oteri - Zora Carmichaels
- John Larroquette - Vaughn Smallhouse
- Holmes Osborne - Senator Bobby Frost
- Michele Durrett - Starla Von Luft
- Janeane Garofalo - General Teena MacArthur
- Kevin Smith - Simon Theory
- Justin Timberlake - Pilot Abilene
- Lou Taylor Pucci - Martin Kefauver
- Mandy Moore - Madeline Frost Santaros
- Wallace Shawn - Baron Von Westphalen
- Dwayne Johnson - Boxer Santaros













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