Southland Tales Quotes

Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. - View Quote Details on Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that…
Serpentine: Don’t look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined. - View Quote Details on Serpentine: Don’t look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is…
Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki! - View Quote Details on Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki!
Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other? - View Quote Details on Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking…
Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted. - View Quote Details on Scientists are saying the future is going to be far…
Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight. - View Quote Details on Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight.
We’re a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom. - View Quote Details on We’re a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of…
Zora Carmichaels: Let’s dry our tears and face our fears. - View Quote Details on Zora Carmichaels: Let’s dry our tears and face our fears.
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho. - View Quote Details on Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have…
Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don’t let me suck your dick I’ll shoot myself in the head! - View Quote Details on Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don’t let me…
Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war. - View Quote Details on Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues…
This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. - View Quote Details on This is the way the World ends. This is the…
Senator Bobby Frost: “Teen horniness is not a crime”? I never said it was… - View Quote Details on Senator Bobby Frost: “Teen horniness is not a crime”? I…
Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse. - View Quote Details on Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over…
Roland Taverner: Sounds neat… How does he stop the global deceleration? - View Quote Details on Roland Taverner: Sounds neat… How does he stop the global…
When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same. - View Quote Details on When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the…
I’m a pimp… and pimps don’t commit suicide. - View Quote Details on I’m a pimp… and pimps don’t commit suicide.

About Southland Tales

Southland Tales is a 2007 film, set in the near future of an alternate history, that is a portrait of Los Angeles and a comment on the military-industrial news-tainment complex. Written and directed by Richard Kelly. Have A Nice Apocalypse (taglines ) .