Desperate Living Quotes

I’m so hungry I could eat cancer! - View Quote Details on I’m so hungry I could eat cancer!
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm! - View Quote Details on Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it…
Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards! - View Quote Details on Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!
Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator! - View Quote Details on Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat…
Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?! - View Quote Details on Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I…
You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen! - View Quote Details on You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees,…
[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole! - View Quote Details on [comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!
Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to ‘em from Fredrick’s. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt! - View Quote Details on Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little…
[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives! - View Quote Details on [the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve…
Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul! - View Quote Details on Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a…
That little MF! - View Quote Details on That little MF!
I’m going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT! - View Quote Details on I’m going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT!
[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn’t know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I’m going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two! - View Quote Details on [talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you…
[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy…! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX! - View Quote Details on [the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught…
Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off all day and you’re in there fucking midgets! - View Quote Details on Flipper: You lazy bitch! I’m out working my tail off…
I hope you didn’t leave no pecker tracks on my gown! - View Quote Details on I hope you didn’t leave no pecker tracks on my…
Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having a Barbie doll crotch! - View Quote Details on Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having…
Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind! - View Quote Details on Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he…
Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb? - View Quote Details on Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen…
Seize her and fuck her! - View Quote Details on Seize her and fuck her!
[while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down! - View Quote Details on [while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down,…
You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in this town! - View Quote Details on You’re just like the rest of the common dykes in…

About Desperate Living

Desperate Living is a 1977 film about a mentally ill housewife and her maid who flee to a city full of hiding criminals after accidentally killing a character’s husband. Written and directed by John Waters. It isn’t very pretty..