Braindead Quotes

Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention! - View Quote Details on Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
Ahhh, so you found your father’s old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid? - View Quote Details on Ahhh, so you found your father’s old stag movies, did…
Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys. - View Quote Details on Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling…
Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn’t a pedophile! - View Quote Details on Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay!…
I kick arse for the Lord! - View Quote Details on I kick arse for the Lord!
WHAT? NO PUDDING! - View Quote Details on WHAT? NO PUDDING!
[After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it! - View Quote Details on [After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's...
That's someone doing the business! - View Quote Details on That's someone doing the business!
It's all part of the grieving process. - View Quote Details on It's all part of the grieving process.
What we need is another war! - View Quote Details on What we need is another war!
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting. - View Quote Details on They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
The Devil's among us! - View Quote Details on The Devil's among us!
Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words ] - View Quote Details on Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best…
Party’s over! - View Quote Details on Party’s over!
Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout! - View Quote Details on Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays...
That's my mother grave you're pissing on. - View Quote Details on That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive… - View Quote Details on [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into...
Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother! - View Quote Details on Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!