White Men Can’t Jump Quotes

Junior: We goin’ Sizzla! We goin’ Sizzla! - View Quote Details on Junior: We goin’ Sizzla! We goin’ Sizzla!
Who you callin’ a pilgrim motherfucker? Gobble this turkey! - View Quote Details on Who you callin’ a pilgrim motherfucker? Gobble this turkey!
I’m in a fuckin’ zone! - View Quote Details on I’m in a fuckin’ zone!
I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest! - View Quote Details on I don’t mean to brag… but I’m the greatest!
You see Billy it’s like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked. - View Quote Details on You see Billy it’s like this, you either smoke or…
You’re too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your ‘fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro? - View Quote Details on You’re too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You…
Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes? - View Quote Details on Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr…
Another brick! ‘Clang, Clang!’ I need like a welding torch to play in this league. I’ll tell you what: why don’t we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister too. I want your mother and your sister out of my place immediately! - View Quote Details on Another brick! ‘Clang, Clang!’ I need like a welding torch…
Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said ‘Not you!’ - View Quote Details on Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the…
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make it a biscuit. - View Quote Details on You can put a cat in an oven, but that…
Billy, listen to me. White men can’t jump. - View Quote Details on Billy, listen to me. White men can’t jump.
Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain’t no ‘vista’, there ain’t no “view”, and there certainly ain’t no vista of no view. - View Quote Details on Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of…
Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead? - View Quote Details on Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead?
It’s hard work makin’ you look so bad. - View Quote Details on It’s hard work makin’ you look so bad.
Zeke: No, no, no, no…Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan. - View Quote Details on Zeke: No, no, no, no…Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You,…
A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second. - View Quote Details on A white man wants to win first, look good second…
Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone! - View Quote Details on Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick…
Keep singin’ guys… My old man was a preacher… I love this shit! - View Quote Details on Keep singin’ guys… My old man was a preacher… I…

About White Men Can’t Jump

White Men Can’t Jump is a 1992 film about two basketball hustlers, one black, one white, who join forces to double their chances. Written and directed by Ron Shelton. It ain’t easy being this good.