Cats & Dogs Quotes

Is the puppy alive or not? - View Quote Details on Is the puppy alive or not?
The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you that failiure is unacceptable?! - View Quote Details on The ninjas failed, and do I need to remind you…
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional, and what did I get? A puppy! He’s still has his you-know-whats for crying out loud! - View Quote Details on HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! You promised me a professional,…
‘Dark Coud’? Is that what I’m calling my plan, ‘Dark Cloud’? - View Quote Details on ‘Dark Coud’? Is that what I’m calling my plan, ‘Dark…
Project ‘Dark Cloud’ should go down without a, uh, hitch. - View Quote Details on Project ‘Dark Cloud’ should go down without a, uh, hitch.
[to Sophie, finally speaking] What’s the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? - View Quote Details on [to Sophie, finally speaking] What’s the matter, Large Marge? Cat…
BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE! GAS! BRAKE! Oh, where did you guys get your license? - View Quote Details on BRAKE! GAS! GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU LUNATIC!!! BRAKE!…
See you puppies later. - View Quote Details on See you puppies later.
Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?! - View Quote Details on Is the game afoot? [Calico haltingly confirms] WHY IS THE…
[after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon] Dogs rule. - View Quote Details on [after seeing a dog bully a cat in a cartoon]…
I’m so fast! I can’t see myself! - View Quote Details on I’m so fast! I can’t see myself!
I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That Mr. Tinkles, he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over. - View Quote Details on I cannot believe I do this job for half-price. That…
[being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing! I may look cute and cuddly, but inside, granite! - View Quote Details on [being interrogated by the dogs] I will tell you nothing!…
[various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello? Hello? Is this on? Closer, closer! Turn the camera over! Where’d you come from? And about time too! Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced– what? Yes, it’s on. Because I can see the red light blinking. Oh, start over. - View Quote Details on [various fuzzy images of him on a video recording] Hello?…
Son of my mom! - View Quote Details on Son of my mom!
Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind? Just one stupid puppy! Whoo ha ha ha ha! - View Quote Details on Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow! [sung sarcastically over the telephone] How many dogs does…
Holy Chihuahua! - View Quote Details on Holy Chihuahua!
I’m coming Buuuuutch!!! - View Quote Details on I’m coming Buuuuutch!!!
Gas it up down there, step on it! - View Quote Details on Gas it up down there, step on it!
At what point did you forget that WE’RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?! - View Quote Details on At what point did you forget that WE’RE TRYING TO…
[after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece of junk, American door… - View Quote Details on [after realising that breaking it down will cause commotion] Piece…