King K. Rool Quotes

It’s at times like this I find that I must ask myself again and again: ‘Do I really want the Crystal Coconut this badly?’ - View Quote Details on It’s at times like this I find that I must…
Behold! My Doomsday… paper?! Hmm… must be the instructions. ‘Keep your paws off my treasure. Signed–’ DONKEY KONG?! - View Quote Details on Behold! My Doomsday… paper?! Hmm… must be the instructions. ‘Keep…
No way! You chose the last contest, so I get to choose this one, and I choose the one where Donkey Kong gets beaten to a pulp! - View Quote Details on No way! You chose the last contest, so I get…
‘Fatso’, is it? I’d choose my last words more carefully if I were you. - View Quote Details on ‘Fatso’, is it? I’d choose my last words more carefully…
Krusha! The cart! After them!… Not without me, you stupid, thickheaded tadpole!! - View Quote Details on Krusha! The cart! After them!… Not without me, you stupid,…
Imbecile! I don’t like failure- do you know what happens to failures? - View Quote Details on Imbecile! I don’t like failure- do you know what happens…
NO, NO, NO! Now they’ve insulted me! I wouldn’t go to that wedding if they begged me to go! - View Quote Details on NO, NO, NO! Now they’ve insulted me! I wouldn’t go…
I’m surrounded by fools! - View Quote Details on I’m surrounded by fools!
Klump! Krusha! Back to the mine. By the time we get there I’ll have thought of some way that I can blame all of this on you two home-spun idiots! - View Quote Details on Klump! Krusha! Back to the mine. By the time we…
Those clueless chimps may know their way around the island up there, but no one knows the underground like King K. Rool! Left, Krusha! (mine cart crashes) I meant, right! - View Quote Details on Those clueless chimps may know their way around the island…
Baron K Roolenstein (After you beat KAOS): Well, you may have roasted my robot, but I’m the head chef around here…and I reckon it’s about time your goose was cooked! - View Quote Details on Baron K Roolenstein (After you beat KAOS): Well, you may…
K. Rool: “I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong running in circles until the proverbial cows come home. Krusha!” Krusha: (enters behind K. Rool, startling him) “When did the cows leave?” K. Rool: “How many times have I told you not to sneak up behind me like that?!” - View Quote Details on K. Rool: “I know exactly how to keep Donkey Kong…
HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY PRIVATE INNER SANCTUM WITHOUT AN INVITATION! - View Quote Details on HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY PRIVATE INNER SANCTUM WITHOUT AN…
Just give me your Monkey Business field report, you slimy-skinned bottomfeeder!!!! - View Quote Details on Just give me your Monkey Business field report, you slimy-skinned…
Cheater, cheater, banana bread eater! - View Quote Details on Cheater, cheater, banana bread eater!
This had better be good, Klump. I was a toe away from getting into the de-scaling tub for a soak! - View Quote Details on This had better be good, Klump. I was a toe…