Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn’t met me yet. - View Quote Details on I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said…
There goes the neighborhood. - View Quote Details on There goes the neighborhood.
I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother! - View Quote Details on I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor…
When I got back into show business in 1961, I felt - for obvious reasons-that nothing in my life went right, and I realized that millions of people felt the same way. So when I first came back my catch phrase was “nothing goes right”. Early on, that was my setup for a lot of jokes. - View Quote Details on When I got back into show business in 1961, I…
I don’t get no respect! - View Quote Details on I don’t get no respect!