Spike Milligan Quotes
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. - View Quote Details on All I ask is the chance to prove that money…
- I don’t like jam, I don’t want it to know where I am - View Quote Details on I don’t like jam, I don’t want it to know…
- I can’t see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists. - View Quote Details on I can’t see the sense in it really. It makes…
- Money can’t buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. - View Quote Details on Money can’t buy you friends, but you do get a…
- Education isn’t everything; for a start it isn’t an elephant. - View Quote Details on Education isn’t everything; for a start it isn’t an elephant.
- The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled. Twit. - View Quote Details on The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but…
- Policemen are numbered in case they get lost. - View Quote Details on Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - View Quote Details on How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts. - View Quote Details on When I look back, the fondest memory I have is…
- My ribs give me claustrophobia - View Quote Details on My ribs give me claustrophobia
- I suppose a knighthood is out of the question then? - View Quote Details on I suppose a knighthood is out of the question then?
- Oh, the little grovelling bastard. - View Quote Details on Oh, the little grovelling bastard.
- Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs? - View Quote Details on Are you going to come along quietly, or am I…
- I’m fucking Irish! - View Quote Details on I’m fucking Irish!
- The only nice thing I can wish him is an early death - View Quote Details on The only nice thing I can wish him is an…
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - View Quote Details on A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a…
- I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. - View Quote Details on I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare,…
- There’s no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less! - View Quote Details on There’s no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less!
About Spike Milligan
Terence Alan Milligan, KBE, (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 ), known as Spike Milligan, was an Irish writer, artist, musician, humanitarian, comedian and poet. He played the piano, trumpet, saxophone, and guitar. While producing a prodigous number of books, he remains most famous as the creator, principal writer and performing member of The Goon Show.
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