Scott Kurtz Quotes
- Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs. - View Quote Details on Men may control the free world, but women control the…
- Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores. - View Quote Details on Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in…
- It’s like watching lemmings run off the cliff. - View Quote Details on It’s like watching lemmings run off the cliff.
- I would, but I’m going to be busy all day converting beer into pee. - View Quote Details on I would, but I’m going to be busy all day…
- Can’t hear you. I’m inside my protective blanket of fear. - View Quote Details on Can’t hear you. I’m inside my protective blanket of fear.
- You’re a corporate whore. Merry Christmas. - View Quote Details on You’re a corporate whore. Merry Christmas.
- Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot. - View Quote Details on Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out…
About Scott Kurtz
Scott R. Kurtz is an American cartoonist who began his career with his daily strip, Captain Amazing, which appeared for four semesters in the University of North Texas college paper. His first work to appear on the internet was Wedlock and Samwise, which he began in 1998. His latest and longest running project, PvP has been appearing daily since May 4th 1998.













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