C.O.P.S. (TV series) Quotes
- “I want $10,000 and some chocolate chip cookies” - Berserko - View Quote Details on “I want $10,000 and some chocolate chip cookies” - Berserko
- All C.O.P.S: “Freeze! We’re C.O.P.S, and you’re under arrest!” - View Quote Details on All C.O.P.S: “Freeze! We’re C.O.P.S, and you’re under arrest!”
- Mace: “GO TO WOOORRRRK!!!!!” - View Quote Details on Mace: “GO TO WOOORRRRK!!!!!”
- Hardtop: “Something’s fishy around here, Chief. And it’s not the caviar.” - View Quote Details on Hardtop: “Something’s fishy around here, Chief. And it’s not the…
- Buttons Mc BoomBoom: “What? You never heard of Iceberg Lettuce?”
Rock Krusher: “Oh Really? I didn’t know you can grow that stuff on an iceberg.” - View Quote Details on Rock...">Buttons Mc BoomBoom: “What? You never heard of Iceberg Lettuce?”
Rock… - Berserko: “The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don’t do what Nightshade says… [opens the cover to the danger button]…I’ll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button.” - View Quote Details on Berserko: “The green button says door. The red one says…
- Big Boss: “Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I’ve got big plans for these boxoids.”
Dr. BadVibes: “You can’t hurry genious, Big Boss. It’ll be another hour.”
Big Boss:” (mahh) I want it done in ten seconds! - View Quote Details on Big Boss: “Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I’ve got… - Turbo Tu-Tone: “Nice job, iron bottom. You’ve just cleared our escape route.” - View Quote Details on Turbo Tu-Tone: “Nice job, iron bottom. You’ve just cleared our…
- Turbo Tu-Tone: [after Rock Krusher crashes through the roof of his van] “Ever consider using the door, jerk?” - View Quote Details on Turbo Tu-Tone: [after Rock Krusher crashes through the roof of...
- "If you want wrong-doing done right, you('ll) have to wrong-do it yourself." -Dr. BadVibes - View Quote Details on "If you want wrong-doing done right, you('ll) have to wrong-do...
- "[Berserko has been arrested] My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a nincompoop, but it makes me look bad if one of my crooks gets caught! - Big Boss - View Quote Details on “[Berserko has been arrested] My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a…
- Dr. BadVibes: “I’m innocent! I’ve just got stuck in the mall after closing time.”
Bowser: “Tell it to the judge.” - View Quote Details on Dr. BadVibes: “I’m innocent! I’ve just got stuck in the… - “There’s always a non-violent alternative to resolve conflict.” - Barricade - View Quote Details on “There’s always a non-violent alternative to resolve conflict.” - Barricade
- Bulletproof: “C.O.P.S.: Central Organisation of Police Specialists. Fighting crime in a future time. Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks.” - View Quote Details on Bulletproof: “C.O.P.S.: Central Organisation of Police Specialists. Fighting crime in…
- LongArm” [in a building being flown over Empire City] “Now I’ve seen everything!”
[looks up and sees the Ultimate Crime Machine] “Let me change that. *Now* I’ve seen everything!!” - View Quote Details on LongArm” [in a building being flown over Empire City] “Now… - “[mimicking Big Boss] I want this, I want that! Someday I’m gonna tell Big Boss off!” - Nightshade - View Quote Details on “[mimicking Big Boss] I want this, I want that! Someday…
- Big Boss: ” (Mahh) I’m the Big Boss, see? And what the Big Boss wants, the Big Boss takes! (Mahh)” - View Quote Details on Big Boss: ” (Mahh) I’m the Big Boss, see? And…
- Whitney Morgan: I hope you don’t think I’m a pest, but how about an exclusive interview?
Berserko: One more crack outta you, lady, and I’ll give you an exclusive knuckle sandwich! - View Quote Details on Whitney Morgan: I hope you don’t think I’m a pest,… - Mickey O’Malley: “Give that soap!”
Rock Krusher: “What soap?” - View Quote Details on Rock Krusher: "What soap?"">Mickey O’Malley: “Give that soap!”
Rock Krusher: “What soap?” - “Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you’ve earned your steel wool cupcakes!” - Dr. BadVibes - View Quote Details on “Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you’ve earned your steel wool cupcakes!”…
- Rock Krusher:This Mall is humongous! How are we supposed to find Dr. BadVibes?
Berserko: “Simple! HEY DR. BADVIIIIBES! WHERE YAH HIDIN’!!!”
Rock Krusher: “I have to admit, that’s one way to find him.” - View Quote Details on Rock Krusher:This Mall is humongous! How are we supposed to… - All C.O.P.S: “It’s Crime Fighting Time!” - View Quote Details on All C.O.P.S: “It’s Crime Fighting Time!”
- “A machine can hand out candy bars, but it sure can’t give you justice!” - Mace - View Quote Details on “A machine can hand out candy bars, but it sure…
- Mainframe: “Sigh.. Piece of cake.” - View Quote Details on Mainframe: “Sigh.. Piece of cake.”
- Whitney Morgan: You’re Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename: Bulletproof!
Bulletproof: You’re very well informed, young lady.
Whitney Morgan: I’m a reporter. I have my sources. - View Quote Details on Whitney Morgan: You’re Baldwin P. Vess, leader of C.O.P.S. Codename:… - Bullseye: [after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the C.O.P.S. parking lot] Gee, good thing there was a free parking space!
Bulletproof: [silence]
Bullseye: No sense of humour. - View Quote Details on Bullseye: [after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the... - Brian O' Malley "My grandpa, the greatest cop in the world!" - View Quote Details on Brian O' Malley "My grandpa, the greatest cop in the...
- Mickey O'Malley: "You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be." - View Quote Details on Mickey O'Malley: "You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used...
- Mainframe: "Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend." - View Quote Details on Mainframe: "Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend. Mace...
- Bullseye: Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it?
Mirage: We're C.O.P.S. aren't we? We can handle it - View Quote Details on Bullseye: Big job for our first one? Think we can... - Buttons McBoomBoom: "Uncle Buttons has a present for you."
Barricade: "Hey, Uncle buttons. I've got a present...for you!" - View Quote Details on Barricade:...">Buttons McBoomBoom: "Uncle Buttons has a present for you."
Barricade:... - Bulletproof: [narrating] “It all started when LongArm’s father, Mickey O’Malley, decided to come out of retirement, only to be sentenced to a different kind of retirement home — where everyone wears stripes!” - View Quote Details on Bulletproof: [narrating] “It all started when LongArm’s father, Mickey O’Malley,…
- “I want 20 million dollars…” -Big Boss - View Quote Details on “I want 20 million dollars…” -Big Boss
- Bullseye: “I think we’ve created a monster.”
Longarm: “What can I do? He’s Family!” - View Quote Details on Longarm: "What can I...">Bullseye: “I think we’ve created a monster.”
Longarm: “What can I… - Dr. BadVibes: [Speaking to Buzzbomb] “Why should I give you a tip? Are you kidding? You gave him a lousy shoeshine!” - View Quote Details on Dr. BadVibes: [Speaking to Buzzbomb] “Why should I give you…
- Nightshade: “Why that great, big, fat bucket of lard! He kidnapped my sister!” - View Quote Details on Nightshade: “Why that great, big, fat bucket of lard! He…
- Bulletproof: [narrating] In a bold move, the Big Boss decided that I, Bulletproof Vess, had to be replaced. Little did I know was that he planned to replace me… with myself!” - View Quote Details on Bulletproof: [narrating] In a bold move, the Big Boss decided…
About C.O.P.S. (TV series)
C.O.P.S. Central Organization of Police Specialists is an animated series released by DiC Entertainment in association with Paramount Television. The whole series that ran on Television from 1988 to 1989 features Bulletproof and his crime-fighting organization and their struggle to rid Empire City of Big Boss and his band of Crooks.













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