Californication (TV series) Quotes
- Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning. - View Quote Details on Never stick your finger up a man’s ass without warning.
- Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life people tellin me I do things wrong and I am the fucking asshole. And I see everyone around is infinitely more fucked up than I am. - View Quote Details on Don’t tell me what to feel. All my fucking life…
- Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!
- Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.” - View Quote Details on Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”
- Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
- Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…
- Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…
- Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…
- Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute. - View Quote Details on Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute.
- That’s right mother fucker. - View Quote Details on That’s right mother fucker.
- Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!
About Californication (TV series)
Californication is a Showtime 12-part series production created by Tom Kapinos and starring David Duchovny as Hank Moody, a troubled novelist whose move to Los Angeles and problems with his job complicate the relationships with his ex-girlfriend Karen (Natascha McElhone ) and daughter Becca (Madeleine Martin ).
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