Earthworm Jim Quotes
- If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many wonders of my breakfast. - View Quote Details on If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many…
- Maximum suckage… - View Quote Details on Maximum suckage…
- (After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the Cat gets sucked out of the Universe)… uh oh. - View Quote Details on (After rupturing the Universe) YEAS! Victory is mine!… (Evil the…
- This is Evil the Cat! (british accent) Geeve me that sneow gleobe over thea! - View Quote Details on This is Evil the Cat! (british accent) Geeve me that…
- Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter. - View Quote Details on Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…
- Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are good. - View Quote Details on Da wages of sin is death, but da hours are…
- Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size with (voice changes to that of a TV commercial announcer) Professor Monkey-For-A-Head’s Patented Reducing Cream, in lotion or ointment form, (normal voice) I shall crush you like…uh…some easily crushed thing. - View Quote Details on Now that I have shrunk you down to microscopic size…
- I must not know fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. - View Quote Details on I must not know fear. Fear is the mind killer…
- This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance. Eye of a newt; black cat’s bone thrice boiled at midnight; ‘You may have already won’ letter… - View Quote Details on This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance…
- Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:… - Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie. - View Quote Details on Hey, let’s play Campfire. You can be da weenie.
- If you want a job done right, hire a guy with a monkey for a head. That’s what I always say. - View Quote Details on If you want a job done right, hire a guy…
- On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is preparing to destroy the universe. Oh, sorry, my mistake. He’s just watching TV. - View Quote Details on On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is…
- (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?” - View Quote Details on (To the audience) “Dig me, Am I evil or what?”
- (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
- Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re never around when you need them. - View Quote Details on Hey, where’s the Evil Tower!? Well, that’s just typical! They’re…
- Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…
- Who is the master who makes the grass green? - View Quote Details on Who is the master who makes the grass green?
- Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head! - View Quote Details on Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…
- A minor setback - View Quote Details on A minor setback
- EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
- You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of all! Strategic retreat! - View Quote Details on You’ve forced me to use the most powerful weapon of…
- “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book) - View Quote Details on “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…
- Hello, I’m just an ordinary businessman from Omaha. Any resemblance to a cat is purely coincidental. - View Quote Details on Hello, I’m just an ordinary businessman from Omaha. Any resemblance…
- “You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey jabbers) Alright, alright. You haven’t seen the last of us! - View Quote Details on “You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey…
- Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your suit, or I will destroy this pitiful town! Thank you and have a nice day. This message will repeat. - View Quote Details on Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your…
- Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse. - View Quote Details on Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…
- I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO! - View Quote Details on I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
- It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated. - View Quote Details on It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.
- (Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like momma wanted me to! - View Quote Details on (Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like…
- (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After the hours of sweat and practice and weeks of training, the long nights at the diner, tossing waffles, it all came down to this one catch.” (The paper falls to the cute ‘Welcome’ mat. Fan-fare sounds, screaming of a crowd) “At last I was a player in the Big Game of Life. Too bad I haven’t read the rules at the top of the box.” - View Quote Details on (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After…
- Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words! Will Jim be eaten alive by the ferocious mutant alligator? (alligator mom does so) Well, that answers that. Man, how’s he going to get out of this one? Stay tuned to find out! - View Quote Details on Oh, the horror, the humanity, and other big H words!…
- History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the universe!!… Except there won’t be any historians. - View Quote Details on History will remember me as the cat who destroyed the…
About Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim is a platform video game starring an earthworm in a robotic suit who battles evil. It spun off an animated series on Kids’ WB a year later.
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