The Fairly OddParents Quotes
- TELL ME I’M PRETTY!” (Timmy –>) “I just did..” “NOT IN THAT LAST SENTENCE! - View Quote Details on TELL ME I’M PRETTY!” (Timmy –>) “I just did..” “NOT…
- “Zappy fight! Oh, that’s right: You don’t have one!” (Wanda to Blonda) - View Quote Details on “Zappy fight! Oh, that’s right: You don’t have one!” (Wanda…
- (in his torn Squirrelly Scouts uniform, facing off with a coyote) And now, you’re about to get your “Beaten By A Chester” badge. - View Quote Details on (in his torn Squirrelly Scouts uniform, facing off with a…
- Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of it, it would be a #1! - View Quote Details on Hey, nice door! If they made a pencil out of…
- “Well…..they gotta to be under a pillow.” ~Tooth Fairy - View Quote Details on “Well…..they gotta to be under a pillow.” ~Tooth Fairy
- Pants are for squares! - View Quote Details on Pants are for squares!
- Wanda:”Do something you idiot!” (Poofs mustache on Wanda) - View Quote Details on Wanda:”Do something you idiot!” (Poofs mustache on Wanda)
- Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a bet to decide who’d I wed, But when during their bout, their big secret got out…” (Juandisimo) “…And now both of those morons are dead? - View Quote Details on Two fairies had a thought in their head, had a…
- Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around a stately mansion! - View Quote Details on Check out the fun, destructive things you find lying around…
- My mighty muscles spun the board too hard. I’ll call you back when it stops. Until then, have a nice millennium! - View Quote Details on My mighty muscles spun the board too hard. I’ll call…
- You’re my hero… even if you are wearing a dress. - View Quote Details on You’re my hero… even if you are wearing a dress.
- I missed you, Timmy. Did you miss me? WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO!!!??? - View Quote Details on I missed you, Timmy. Did you miss me? WHERE DID…
- Hey! That punk’s tryin’ to steal the car I’m stealing! - View Quote Details on Hey! That punk’s tryin’ to steal the car I’m stealing!
- It’s Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing is sweeter than knowledge.” - View Quote Details on It’s Tuesday, on Tuesdays we multiply fractions for dessert. Nothing…
- Aww… [he frowns] and now I’m bored again. - View Quote Details on Aww… [he frowns] and now I’m bored again.
- (with Trixie Tang’s voice) “Tell me I’m pretty!” - View Quote Details on (with Trixie Tang’s voice) “Tell me I’m pretty!”
- [In a muscular body, after being informed of having his own calendar]:…I have a calendar? - View Quote Details on [In a muscular body, after being informed of having his...
- "It's an F-a-palooza! - View Quote Details on "It's an F-a-palooza!
- You're rejecting me? Oh my gosh! I'm so into you now! I'm going to leave 1,000 messages on your answering machine! - View Quote Details on You're rejecting me? Oh my gosh! I'm so into you...
- "So long, suckers!" ~Pops - View Quote Details on "So long, suckers!" ~Pops
- "Its a gag gift. Squeeze it, it farts!". - View Quote Details on "Its a gag gift. Squeeze it, it farts!".
- (when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which tried to destroy the city) "It's Dimmsdale, I mean Doomsdale! On other news people are flipping over Flipsie! (Flipsie barks) "Man, I never get tired of that!" - View Quote Details on (when Timmy wished for a life size action figure which...
- "As they say in Missouri, I ain't going back to Missouri!" -Tom Sawyer - View Quote Details on "As they say in Missouri, I ain't going back to...
- Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our Son Asked Other People'! - View Quote Details on Now we're making a sequel!! It's called, 'Stupid Questions Our...
- ...Nag Nag Nag... - View Quote Details on ...Nag Nag Nag...
- (when Crocker takes over the world) "This is Chet Ubowdown, reminding you...to bow down!" - View Quote Details on (when Crocker takes over the world) "This is Chet Ubowdown,...
- Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'. - View Quote Details on Today's episode is brought to you by the letter 'V'.
- You have a problem with that? - View Quote Details on You have a problem with that?
- I knew it! You were trying to chew your own arm off in a desperate attempt at freedom! - View Quote Details on I knew it! You were trying to chew your own...
- Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper! - View Quote Details on Cosmo, stop spinning the newspaper!
- Pick up the trash and the octopus! - View Quote Details on Pick up the trash and the octopus!
- "If you need me, I'll be busy sleeping. - View Quote Details on "If you need me, I'll be busy sleeping.
- Well, no plan is perfect - View Quote Details on Well, no plan is perfect
- I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [goes under You-Doo spell] But what do I know? Let’s poof up a whole bunch of You-Doo dolls! And more pudding for Cosmo! I’m a nag! Let’s do the Nag Dance! [singing] You nag it to the left, You nag it to the right, I love to nag my husband all day and night! - View Quote Details on I told you, You-Doo dolls are dangerous. [goes under You-Doo...
- Danny Phantom - View Quote Details on Danny Phantom
- I'll get the F's. - View Quote Details on I'll get the F's.
- AAAHH!! THE CUTENESS!!! IT BURNS!!! - View Quote Details on AAAHH!! THE CUTENESS!!! IT BURNS!!!
- Someone is about to wish for a new fairy baby! (Timmy Turner, Cosmo and Wanda poof in front of him) Turner... Big suprise... - View Quote Details on Someone is about to wish for a new fairy baby!...
- I've gone ga-ga over Gah! - View Quote Details on I've gone ga-ga over Gah!
- "Funny-wunny time is dunny-wunny!!" ~Happy Peppy Betty - View Quote Details on "Funny-wunny time is dunny-wunny!!" ~Happy Peppy Betty
- But you have to come! You have to come because I love you! - View Quote Details on But you have to come! You have to come because...
- Well done Turner, you've taken F to a whole new level, so I'm giving you a SUPER F! - View Quote Details on Well done Turner, you've taken F to a whole new...
- (Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm scared of cows but love being cruel! I pick my nose when no one looks, and wipe it in your history books!" - View Quote Details on (Cheerleading) "I lie a lot, I cheat in school, I'm...
- (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very well. Since you're clearly Timmy Turner, here's your daily F!!"
Jimmy: "AHHHHH!! An F!! IT BURNS, Auggggh!!"* "FAIRY GODPARENTS!!" (He always violently contorts/spasms himself as he says it) - View Quote Details on (to Jimmy Neutron) Another reality avoidance costume, eh Turner? Very... - "I AM TRIXIE!!!!" ~Veronica - View Quote Details on "I AM TRIXIE!!!!" ~Veronica
- [Timmy throws a water balloon at Francis, which misses its target and ends up hitting someone in France] - View Quote Details on [Timmy throws a water balloon at Francis, which misses its...
- Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video games; girls like makeup. We're DIFFERENT! THAT'S WHY WE HAVE DIFFERENT BATHROOMS! (sees Veronica in the boys' bathroom because there is no girls' bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - View Quote Details on Boys like comic books; girls like dolls. Boys like video...
- Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to not teach! - View Quote Details on Hey, Turner exploded! That's one less mouth to not teach!
- Not Exactly... - View Quote Details on Not Exactly...
- Its time to play Hide And Go Die! - View Quote Details on Its time to play Hide And Go Die!
- AWWWW, I would make a RIGHTEOUS PIXIE! - View Quote Details on AWWWW, I would make a RIGHTEOUS PIXIE!
- AJ: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth grade!" Chester:"No wonder he was constipated that whole year!" - View Quote Details on AJ: "Look at all the cheese he ate in fourth...
- TWERP! - View Quote Details on TWERP!
- You bet me for a nickel?!!! - View Quote Details on You bet me for a nickel?!!!
- Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid? Ewwwwwww! Pink hat and buck teeth on a Norwegian male supermodel? Yeahhh! - View Quote Details on Pink hat and buck teeth on a kid? Ewwwwwww! Pink...
- The "R" day of F.L.A.R.G.: No, you don't eat it, I eat it, get sick, and blow huge intergalactic chunks at my host. (to Timmy) That's you. - View Quote Details on The "R" day of F.L.A.R.G.: No, you don't eat it,...
- Cosmo-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses... tingling. - View Quote Details on Cosmo-about-to-make-Timmy-dead senses... tingling.
- Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot MONSTER! - View Quote Details on Get away from me! You're a monster! A totally hot...
- DINKLEBURG!!! - View Quote Details on DINKLEBURG!!!
- "I ain't never goin' back in there! It's Missouri in there! You ever been to Missouri?!" - Tom Sawyer - View Quote Details on "I ain't never goin' back in there! It's Missouri in...
- You leave Timmy Turner--my one true love--alone, you big gray bully! - View Quote Details on You leave Timmy Turner--my one true love--alone, you big gray...
- Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried! - View Quote Details on Those tickets were impossible to get! I know, I've tried!
- LOVE HURTS! And it makes a fine mulch for your lawn or garden. - View Quote Details on LOVE HURTS! And it makes a fine mulch for your...
- Aha! That is where you are wrong! - View Quote Details on Aha! That is where you are wrong!
- I don't mean to be mean all the time. It's just that I really am. - View Quote Details on I don't mean to be mean all the time. It's...
- [In a muscular body, after seeing Vicky attempting to woo him]: GAH! - View Quote Details on [In a muscular body, after seeing Vicky attempting to woo...
- (under You-doo) "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser". - View Quote Details on (under You-doo) "I-think-I'll-sit-here-with-my-favorite-pink-hatted-buck-toothed-loser".
- "Get back here, new meat!" ~Francis - View Quote Details on "Get back here, new meat!" ~Francis
- Everything I touch dies! (Everyone backs away.) - View Quote Details on Everything I touch dies! (Everyone backs away.)
- We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round! - View Quote Details on We have time for one more ride together: The Marriage-Go-Round!
- That is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner! For it is only... (Timmy interupts)...the beginning, bla bla bla... Who cares? - View Quote Details on That is where you are wrong again, Timmy Turner! For...
- Mom: I better get the fish a thermometer too! - View Quote Details on Mom: I better get the fish a thermometer too!
- Missiles sold separately!? - View Quote Details on Missiles sold separately!?
- Hey, stop! (to Calamitous) You must reconsider! Or at least come closer so I could bite you! - View Quote Details on Hey, stop! (to Calamitous) You must reconsider! Or at least...
- Gah? What kind of name is Gah? - View Quote Details on Gah? What kind of name is Gah?
- "HAVE A NICE DAY!!" (Contorts/spasm himself as he says it) - View Quote Details on "HAVE A NICE DAY!!" (Contorts/spasm himself as he says it)
- [Blows up Cosmo & Wanda] - View Quote Details on [Blows up Cosmo & Wanda]
- “I’m Chet Ubetcha”. - View Quote Details on “I’m Chet Ubetcha”.
- “I’m the Anti-Jorgen! Don’t squish me, for I am puny!” ~Anti-Jorgen - View Quote Details on “I’m the Anti-Jorgen! Don’t squish me, for I am puny!”…
- I’VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!” Polar Bear: “And that’s the password! - View Quote Details on I’VE LOST MY NORWEGIAN SUPER MODEL!” Polar Bear: “And that’s…
- [appears in front of the White House] “I’m back! A hostile alien bent on taking over the world!” [Secret Service officers handcuff him] “I mean, a harmless Girl Scout! Who wants cookies?” - View Quote Details on [appears in front of the White House] “I’m back! A…
- I don’t have too many friends, okay? You punch them once and it’s ‘Please don’t punch me any more’ - View Quote Details on I don’t have too many friends, okay? You punch them…
- I’m back!!! - View Quote Details on I’m back!!!
- “Oh, flarg!” ~Binky - View Quote Details on “Oh, flarg!” ~Binky
- “I’m ridin’ a hot dog over you, all these pork byproducts have got me feelin’ blue.” ~Cosmo and Sheen singing (in Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2) - View Quote Details on “I’m ridin’ a hot dog over you, all these pork…
- (After Timmy gets an A) “AHHHHHH! TIMMY GOT AN A! IT’S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!!! - View Quote Details on (After Timmy gets an A) “AHHHHHH! TIMMY GOT AN A!…
- “This looks like a job for…SUPER BRAIN!” -SuperBrain - View Quote Details on “This looks like a job for…SUPER BRAIN!” -SuperBrain
- (Practicing cheerleading) “Fe-fi-fo-fum, who’s the girl who sucks her thumb? I am! I am! Why did I say that?” - View Quote Details on (Practicing cheerleading) “Fe-fi-fo-fum, who’s the girl who sucks her thumb?…
- It was an apple. - View Quote Details on It was an apple.
- (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)”Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the symptoms of steamed broccoli! Get the thermometer…and the salad shooter!” - View Quote Details on (Examining Cosmo dressed as Timmy)”Warm?! Green?!? Those are all the…
- Whoever you are, you’re going down” (Cosmo) “Whoever I am, no I’m not! - View Quote Details on Whoever you are, you’re going down” (Cosmo) “Whoever I am,…
- Your temperature’s normal, and so’s your cholesterol. You just sit back and play mindless video games while I go do those nasty chores, you cute little imp, you! - View Quote Details on Your temperature’s normal, and so’s your cholesterol. You just sit…
- Excuse me while I hit my head while changing Timmy Turner’s grades from F to A. OW! A! OW! A! OW! A! - View Quote Details on Excuse me while I hit my head while changing Timmy…
About The Fairly OddParents
The Fairly OddParents is a Nickelodeon animated television series created by Butch Hartman. The series follows the life a 10-year-old boy, Timmy Turner and his two wish-granting fairies, Cosmo and Wanda.
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