A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who…

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin.

Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese — toasted, mostly. - View Quote Details on Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese — toasted,…
There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap. - View Quote Details on There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap.
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven Wright - View Quote Details on I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. ~ Steven…
[Cheese can] restore an old love and… ripen a young one. - View Quote Details on [Cheese can] restore an old love and… ripen a young…
To cut the cheese - View Quote Details on To cut the cheese
The moon is made of a green cheese. - View Quote Details on The moon is made of a green cheese.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - View Quote Details on Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
How can you govern a country where there are 246 different types of cheese? - View Quote Details on How can you govern a country where there are 246…
It ain’t easy being cheesy. - View Quote Details on It ain’t easy being cheesy.
Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me? - View Quote Details on Cheese! Why won’t it stop flirting with me?