A minor setback
A minor setback
Evil the Cat
Other Earthworm Jim Quotes
- (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After the hours of sweat and practice and weeks of training, the long nights at the diner, tossing waffles, it all came down to this one catch.” (The paper falls to the cute ‘Welcome’ mat. Fan-fare sounds, screaming of a crowd) “At last I was a player in the Big Game of Life. Too bad I haven’t read the rules at the top of the box.” - View Quote Details on (Thinks to himself) “It was up to me now! After…
- EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
- (as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes? D’you ever wonder about that? I mean, do they go to the old superheroes’ home? I mean, what is the deal with that? How does a superhero retire? What if the hotline rings? ‘Hello? Yes, the world’s about to be destroyed? Sorry, I just turned 65.’ What is the deal with that? And if you have x-ray vision, what happens to your eyes if they start to go bad? Can you only see through really thin stuff? I mean, what is the deal with that? (no response) Hello?! Is this on?! I said, what is the deal with that? You’re supposed to find that hilarious! (still no response; pulls out ray gun) Laugh or perish, fiendish audience! (audience laughs)” - View Quote Details on (as Seinfeld ) “What is the deal with old superheroes?…
- (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit of Unimaginable Fear?…No.” “The Cavern of Flesh-ripping Weasels?…no. “DETROIT?!?…No.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit…
- (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!! - View Quote Details on (after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!
- Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head! - View Quote Details on Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…
- If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many wonders of my breakfast. - View Quote Details on If you don’t slow down, we’re gonna review the many…
- (Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like momma wanted me to! - View Quote Details on (Running from Princess What’s-Her-Name) I shouldv’e been a florist, like…
- “You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey jabbers) Alright, alright. You haven’t seen the last of us! - View Quote Details on “You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey…
- Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in a cunning disguise - View Quote Details on Hello, despite my appearance I’m not Evil the Cat in…
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