(A Tyrannosaur appears) Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just…

(A Tyrannosaur appears)
Red Mage: A Tyrannosaur, eh? As it just so happens, I was born to hunt dinosaurs. See? I’ve got the tattoo and everything.
Tyrannosaur: Oh come on, that doesn’t make any sense. How can dinosaur hunting be your primary purpose? We’re extinct.
Red Mage: Then explain yourself.
(Tyrannosaur explodes)
Red Mage: Exactly.

Conversations, Episodes 601-700

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