[about a Magrathean sunset that Arthur finds magnificent] “I’ve seen…

[about a Magrathean sunset that Arthur finds magnificent] “I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish.”

Characters, Marvin (The Paranoid Android)

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“Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it,” said Marvin.
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