[about Dave] He doesn’t want a family.

Theodore Seville

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Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smells like sweat socks? [singing] Dave likes to wear dirty underwear with little hairs. - View Quote Details on Hey Dave, do all humans have houses that smells like…
[talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood my house, you’re dead. Out on the street! Capisce?! - View Quote Details on [talking to Simon on the phone] Look, if you flood…
[after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We can gnaw right through this door! - View Quote Details on [after Dave threw them out] Don’t do this, Dave. We…
Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him on the head] - View Quote Details on Maybe we should take a break. [an aacorn hits him...
We're talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat-carrier. Not even hard to do. - View Quote Details on We're talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a...
Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. Like, "clear the room" gas. - View Quote Details on Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him...
[sees what Ian has for him and the other Chipmunks] I love toffee! - View Quote Details on [sees what Ian has for him and the other Chipmunks]…
I still have baby fat, you know! - View Quote Details on I still have baby fat, you know!
[while eating food from the cabinets] This is the greatest day of my life! - View Quote Details on [while eating food from the cabinets] This is the greatest…
[playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him] Come on, pal! You drive like my grandmother! Get a wheelchair, move over! - View Quote Details on [playing a racecar video game that "Uncle" Ian gave him]…