[After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never…

[After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next–[Batman pounds the Joker's hand and he comically waits to register the pain] See?

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

There’s no going back. You’ve changed things… forever. - View Quote Details on There’s no going back. You’ve changed things… forever.
Bruce, don’t make me your only hope for a normal life. - View Quote Details on Bruce, don’t make me your only hope for a normal…
Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME! - View Quote Details on Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME!
[To Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It’s coming. - View Quote Details on [To Rachel] You know that day you once told me…
[Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card. - View Quote Details on [Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card.
[To Harvey, who is trying to intimidate one of Joker's henchmen by pretending to decide whether to kill or not on a coin toss] You’d leave a man’s life up to chance? - View Quote Details on [To Harvey, who is trying to intimidate one of Joker's...
The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. They're schemers. - View Quote Details on The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got...
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you…the dawn is coming. - View Quote Details on The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I...
[before Bruce leaves him with a boat full of Russian ballerinas] You can tell me the Russian for “apply your own bloody suntan lotion”! - View Quote Details on [before Bruce leaves him with a boat full of Russian...
Have you ever had to talk to the person you love most? To tell them it’s going to be all right, when you know that it’s not? - View Quote Details on Have you ever had to talk to the person you…