(after being crushed by a train) I am…DEFINITELY…going to…feel dis…in…da…mornin’!!

Psycrow

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the supersuit, will once again, be mine! (Monkey jabbers) Fine, fine, fine, once again, be ours, satisfied? - View Quote Details on Now, I will fry your puny worm body, and the…
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head! - View Quote Details on Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…
I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO! - View Quote Details on I shall destroy you Earthworm Jim!…AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your suit, or I will destroy this pitiful town! Thank you and have a nice day. This message will repeat. - View Quote Details on Earthworm Jim! You have until sunset to bring me your…
Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter. - View Quote Details on Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…
EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity! - View Quote Details on EAT DIRT! Everyone in the vicinity!
“I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President. I’m on a mission of the utmost importance.” (sits down with Peter and Snott to read Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Funny Animals Pop-Up Book) - View Quote Details on “I’m afraid I can’t save the world today, Mr. President…
I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t have little wings and a funny name, I’m gonna be really cheesed off! - View Quote Details on I’m here to save a princess, and if she doesn’t…
Who is the master who makes the grass green? - View Quote Details on Who is the master who makes the grass green?