[After viewing Bill’s huge septic tank) “It’s a shame we…

[After viewing Bill's huge septic tank) "It's a shame we...

[After viewing Bill's huge septic tank) "It's a shame we have to put her in the ground."

Unidentified episodes, Hank Hill

(Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass the child myself! - View Quote Details on (Talking about his urethra) Mine’s so big I could pass…
My dad has this joke: ‘how do you get to the Van Clyburn Orchestra? Practice.’ Well, it used to be a joke. Now he just screams it - View Quote Details on My dad has this joke: ‘how do you get to…
Did you come to have breakfast with me because you thought I was lonely? - View Quote Details on Did you come to have breakfast with me because you…
Squirrel tactics! - View Quote Details on Squirrel tactics!
Whatcha doin’, Hank’s wife? Some kind of women’s work? - View Quote Details on Whatcha doin’, Hank’s wife? Some kind of women’s work?
The ball was wet…there was nothing any of us could have done. - View Quote Details on The ball was wet…there was nothing any of us could…
Maybe I park garage in S.U.V! Ha-ha-ha…kiss my ass! - View Quote Details on Maybe I park garage in S.U.V! Ha-ha-ha…kiss my ass!
Is my butt too small? - View Quote Details on Is my butt too small?
(after the garbage truck steals his new garbage can) Everything I love is taken from me! - View Quote Details on (after the garbage truck steals his new garbage can) Everything…
Hey there, Ole top - View Quote Details on Hey there, Ole top