Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may?…

Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may? Here’s to…a very restful vacation. Here’s to…a very relaxing vacation. A renewed love affair. And…a time of joy with our babies.

Clark Griswold

Other National Lampoon’s Vacation Quotes

Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say “police brutality.” - View Quote Details on Motorcycle Cop: Ya know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d…
Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away? - View Quote Details on Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves…
I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re ten hours from fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun, I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun, we’re all gonna have so much fucking fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You’ll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shit! - View Quote Details on I think you’re all fucked in the head! We’re ten…
Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn’t like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Rusty? - View Quote Details on Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn’t like…
Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough. - View Quote Details on Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that…
When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. - View Quote Details on When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d…
I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. - View Quote Details on I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have…
I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through what. We need money! Hey, Russ, wanna look through Aunt Edna’s purse? - View Quote Details on I don’t give a frog’s fat ass who went through…
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya. - View Quote Details on Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out…
Ellen Griswold: I’m not sure of his exact height and weight. All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives and he was… Clark! - View Quote Details on Ellen Griswold: I’m not sure of his exact height and…