Al Moody: “Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks.”

Season One, California Son

Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is…
Don’t look at me like that. I love all women. I love you. I’ll make a run at you right now. - View Quote Details on Don’t look at me like that. I love all women…
Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis! - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!
Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it’s not gentlemanly. - View Quote Details on Hank Moody: You can’t snort a line of coke off…
Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’ and the little hand says ‘off’ - View Quote Details on Oh look at the clock, the big hand says ‘fuck’…
Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. - View Quote Details on Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker.
That’s right mother fucker. - View Quote Details on That’s right mother fucker.
Right before you cum, call me bill ! - View Quote Details on Right before you cum, call me bill !
Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute. - View Quote Details on Trixy: No! Not in the face. He’s too cute.
Get ready for Thor’s Hammer! - View Quote Details on Get ready for Thor’s Hammer!