All men are not homeless, but some men are home…

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

Unsourced, The wife and marriage

The more I think of you the less I think of you. - View Quote Details on The more I think of you the less I think…
I like you—I have no taste—but I like you. - View Quote Details on I like you—I have no taste—but I like you.
I asked a Jewish man “Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?” He said “Yes”, and walked away. - View Quote Details on I asked a Jewish man “Do you know where Michigan…
Now she’s on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost any weight. But she can climb a tree! - View Quote Details on Now she’s on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t…
He hit me among my face. - View Quote Details on He hit me among my face.
You’re the kind of person I would like to have over when I have the measles. - View Quote Details on You’re the kind of person I would like to have…
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. - View Quote Details on I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her…
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts eating. - View Quote Details on My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s…
I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them. - View Quote Details on I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine…
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays. - View Quote Details on I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave…