And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked…

And by the way, a few months ago, I trademarked the word ‘funny.’ So when Fox calls me ‘unfunny,’ they’re violating my trademark. I am seriously considering a countersuit.

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response to Fox’s copyright infringement suit over Franken’s use of the words “fair and balanced” in Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

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