And I though my jokes were bad.
And I though my jokes were bad.
The Joker
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- Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME! - View Quote Details on Look at me… LOOK. AT. ME!
- I’ve seen now what I would have to become to stop men like him. - View Quote Details on I’ve seen now what I would have to become to…
- I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out their little profit, and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so…boring. I’ve had a change of heart. I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let’s give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn’t dead in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital. - View Quote Details on I had a vision of a world without Batman. The…
- Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn’t like that. Not…one…bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says, “Why so serious?” He comes at me with the knife, “Why so serious?!” He sticks the blade in my mouth, “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And… why so serious? - View Quote Details on Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was…a…
- Good evening, ladies and gentlemen… we are tonight’s entertainment! I only have one question: where is Harvey Dent? [no one answers; he walks over to a woman, takes her glass and tosses out her champagne] Do you know where Harvey is? Do you know who he is? [grabs a man by the face] Do you know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something; just something little, huh? [turning his head side to side from the top and receives no answer and continues on] No. You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones. - View Quote Details on Good evening, ladies and gentlemen… we are tonight’s entertainment! I…
- I know why you continue to have your uh (clears throat) group therapy sessions in broad daylight; I know why you’re afraid to go out at night. The Batman - View Quote Details on I know why you continue to have your uh (clears…
- You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics…because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds! - View Quote Details on You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go…
- You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this! - View Quote Details on You think I want to escape from this? There is…
- [After the public demand the arrest of Batman] All right, then, take the Batman into custody. I am the Batman. - View Quote Details on [After the public demand the arrest of Batman] All right,…
- [After Batman asks him how he captured the bandit he was pursuing in Burma during his SAS days] We burned the forest down. - View Quote Details on [After Batman asks him how he captured the bandit he...
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