Another brick! ‘Clang, Clang!’ I need like a welding torch…

Another brick! ‘Clang, Clang!’ I need like a welding torch to play in this league. I’ll tell you what: why don’t we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay. And your sister too. I want your mother and your sister out of my place immediately!

Billy Hoyle

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