Arabs, Arabs, are they Arabs? Give them whatever they want.

Roy Walley

Other National Lampoon’s Vacation Quotes

I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep. - View Quote Details on I’m making out a check for $1000, all you have…
Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn’t you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn’t big enough. - View Quote Details on Cousin Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that…
We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn’t he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? Fucking-A right he owes us! - View Quote Details on We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go…
If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s going to be some explaining to do! - View Quote Details on If someone doesn’t start explaining what’s going on here…well, there’s…
Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer! - View Quote Details on Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant?…
Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya. - View Quote Details on Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out…
Audrey Griswold: She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me! - View Quote Details on Audrey Griswold: She breathed on me! A dead person breathed…
[the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer] Russ, please don’t eat the Truckster. - View Quote Details on [the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a...
When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d take a vacation. And you know, in 18 years, we never had fun. - View Quote Details on When I was a boy, just about every summer we’d…
Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may? Here’s to…a very restful vacation. Here’s to…a very relaxing vacation. A renewed love affair. And…a time of joy with our babies. - View Quote Details on Ahhh! I’d like to propose a toast, if I may?…