Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are…

Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket.

Mary Katherine Gallagher

These are my BREASTS. They’re so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they’re so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one ’cause is the mommy and that’s the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they’re FRIENDS! - View Quote Details on These are my BREASTS. They’re so BIG. I need a…
[to Evian] Youre lucky I don’t use my telekinesis to KILL you! - View Quote Details on [to Evian] Youre lucky I don’t use my telekinesis to…
[to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water! - View Quote Details on [to Evian] Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents…
Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under my armpits and than I smell them like this! - View Quote Details on Sometimes, when I get nervous, I stick my hands under…

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