As a licensed New Age healer I feel obligated to…

As a licensed New Age healer I feel obligated to tell you…that’s just weird!

Unidentified episodes, John Redcorn

(Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.” (He smacks a surfer with his surf board) - View Quote Details on (Repeating advice he was given earlier) “Beat the surfer, man.”…
“If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million tiny little pieces right now! - View Quote Details on “If I had dangerous brain powers you’d be a million…
Nobody makes cheese like the Americans. - View Quote Details on Nobody makes cheese like the Americans.
You’re mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem. - View Quote Details on You’re mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem.
That’s what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They see each other naked. - View Quote Details on That’s what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They see each other…
That’s asinine - View Quote Details on That’s asinine
SHI-SHI-SHAAA! - View Quote Details on SHI-SHI-SHAAA!
You’ve got my check, what do you care?! - View Quote Details on You’ve got my check, what do you care?!
I’m a little worried about being a slut. - View Quote Details on I’m a little worried about being a slut.
(On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s hat? (pause) Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know if it’s Jack Ruby’s hat! (pause) OK, what colors does it come in?” - View Quote Details on (On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s…