As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss…

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Juno MacGuff

Other Juno (film) Quotes

I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse. - View Quote Details on I think that kids get bored and they have intercourse.
Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. - View Quote Details on Someone else is gonna find a precious blessing from Jesus…
We don’t have a dog because you’re allergic to their saliva. - View Quote Details on We don’t have a dog because you’re allergic to their…
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty… handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with. - View Quote Details on In my opinion, the best thing you can do is…
WOAH, dream big! - View Quote Details on WOAH, dream big!
Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream. - View Quote Details on Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and…
Yes, hello? I need to procure a hasty abortion?… What was that? I’m sorry, I’m on my hamburger phone. It’s kind of awkward to talk on. It’s really more of a novelty than a functional appliance. - View Quote Details on Yes, hello? I need to procure a hasty abortion?… What…
I think I’m just going to nip it in the bud, you know, before it gets worse. ‘Cause you know, they say pregnancy can often lead to, you know — an infant. - View Quote Details on I think I’m just going to nip it in the…
My dad used to be in the Army, but now he’s just your average H-VAC specialist. He and my mom got divorced when I was five and now she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.” - View Quote Details on My dad used to be in the Army, but now…
Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t think it’s yours just because you marked it with your urine! - View Quote Details on Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done…