As long as there is one rocking chair left in…

As long as there is one rocking chair left in this world, no cat’s tail is safe. (16 Nov 1978)

From the Comic Strip, Garfield

Other Garfield Quotes

I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem to me that life is quite as simple as jon makes it. (1 Mar 2004) - View Quote Details on I may be just a cat, but it doesn’t seem…
(Garfield brings Jon a snack.) - View Quote Details on (Garfield brings Jon a snack.)
Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between one and his appetite. (01 Feb 1987) - View Quote Details on Dogs appear friendly, but I’d hate to get caught between…
Standing is overrated. (29 Sep 2005) - View Quote Details on Standing is overrated. (29 Sep 2005)
Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron of the house? - View Quote Details on Phone (Garfield picks up) May I speak to the moron…
Jon: Just one bite of chicken and that’s it, Garfield. - View Quote Details on Jon: Just one bite of chicken and that’s it, Garfield.
I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28 Apr 1985) - View Quote Details on I’m a creature of habit… All the bad ones. (28…
trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a field of golden wheat in the sun… Your eyes are like limpid pools of blue… Your nose is like an ice pick stuck in a barn door. (23 Nov 1991) - View Quote Details on trying to charm his date: Your hair is like a…
I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007) - View Quote Details on I may never reach my full potential. (8 Aug 2007)
Jon: (To Garfield, suspiciously) Where’s the filling to my sandwich? - View Quote Details on Jon: (To Garfield, suspiciously) Where’s the filling to my sandwich?