Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

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Thomas Fuller

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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - View Quote Details on You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor…
Well I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know when, I’ve been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man I’m gonna get loose, Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don’t you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer. - View Quote Details on Well I ain’t seen my baby since I don’t know…
When you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - View Quote Details on When you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
When I think of all the people I respect the most, you’re right there, serving them drinks. - View Quote Details on When I think of all the people I respect the…
An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn’t want to drink with even if he did. - View Quote Details on An abstainer is the sort of man you wouldn’t want…
Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. - View Quote Details on Once… in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,…
I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it. - View Quote Details on I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a…
Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are but fruits of disordered affections—this disorders, nay, banishes reason; other vices but impair the soul—this demolishes her two chief faculties, the understanding and the will; other vices make their own way—this makes way for all vices; he that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice. - View Quote Details on Of all vices take heed of drunkenness; other vices are…
I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody. - View Quote Details on I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that…
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. - View Quote Details on My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was…