Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world…

Batman…Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!

The Joker

Other Batman (1989 film) Quotes

My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] I’m gonna need a minute or two alone, boys. - View Quote Details on My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons!…
Lieutenant Eckhardt: Sorry Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel. - View Quote Details on Lieutenant Eckhardt: Sorry Knox. These two slipped on a banana…
[moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? - View Quote Details on [moments before punching the Joker in the face] Excuse me…
[to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s see if you can take off yours. - View Quote Details on [to Batman] I have taken off my makeup. Now let’s…
[after Vicki calls him insane] Oh! I thought I was a Pisces! - View Quote Details on [after Vicki calls him insane] Oh! I thought I was…
Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? - View Quote Details on Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with…
[to Batman] I was just a kid when I killed your parents. I mean I made you, you made me - how childish can you get? - View Quote Details on [to Batman] I was just a kid when I killed…
The pen…is truly mightier than the sword! - View Quote Details on The pen…is truly mightier than the sword!
Can it truly be said that I have a bat, in my belfry? - View Quote Details on Can it truly be said that I have a bat,…
Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me, come on! - View Quote Details on Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to…