Be ye makin’ fun of my accent, sonny-jim? Yar.

Dark Warriors, Bikke the Pirate

Other 8-Bit Theater Quotes

(having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will be imminent. I wouldn’t mind it so much if the fall wasn’t just long enough for me to contemplate the ethical implications of being used as a weapon of mass destruction. - View Quote Details on (having been launched as a projectile) Target acquired. Squishing will…
I’ve got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse, bring it! - View Quote Details on I’ve got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short…
I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN! - View Quote Details on I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT…
My plans are always practical! It’s the laws of physics that get in the way of my success. - View Quote Details on My plans are always practical! It’s the laws of physics…
Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
Black Mage: DON’T LOOK AT ME!
Onion Kid: ARGH!
White Mage: (Off in the distance) Well, no good can come of that. - View Quote Details on Onion Kid: I’m sorry, mister. I didn’t see you there.
Black…
I trust Black Mage ’cause he told me to. - View Quote Details on I trust Black Mage ’cause he told me to.
(to Thief) Well look at that, another beautiful miracle. If it weren’t for my atheism, I’d be impressed by it. - View Quote Details on (to Thief) Well look at that, another beautiful miracle. If…
I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it is! “I like swords, and I like sword-chucks, but I like you very, very much!” - View Quote Details on I wrote Princess Sara a haiku of love. Here it…
I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity. - View Quote Details on I could feel my brain contracting from your sheer stupidity.
It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those robes are supposed to emphasize your chaste modesty, but dyamn, girl. - View Quote Details on It’s not you, baby. It’s your knockers. I know those…