Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and…

Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Bren MacGuff

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[to a barking dog] Jeez, Bananas, shut your freakin’ gob, OK? - View Quote Details on [to a barking dog] Jeez, Bananas, shut your freakin’ gob,…
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Mark: I don’t know why everyone thinks yellow is gender neutral. - View Quote Details on Mark: I don’t know why everyone thinks yellow is gender…
Leah:[reading] “Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other.” Aw… all that’s missing is your bastard! - View Quote Details on Leah:[reading] “Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with…
Silencio, old man. Look, I drank my weight in Sunny D and I gotta go pronto. - View Quote Details on Silencio, old man. Look, I drank my weight in Sunny…
My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the cute one with the polio. - View Quote Details on My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin…
Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done with it. Don’t think it’s yours just because you marked it with your urine! - View Quote Details on Rollo: You better pay for that pee-stick when you’re done…
Is it boy troubles? Cause I don’t really approve of you dating in your condition. - View Quote Details on Is it boy troubles? Cause I don’t really approve of…
Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug! - View Quote Details on Hey there, big puffy version of Junebug!
Bren, you’s a dick! I love it! - View Quote Details on Bren, you’s a dick! I love it!