Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us…
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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- Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - View Quote Details on Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of…
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- One beer is no beer, two beers are half a beer, and three beers are one beer. But one beer is no beer! - View Quote Details on One beer is no beer, two beers are half a…
- Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world. - View Quote Details on Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I…
- I’m sitting here completely surrounded by no beer. - View Quote Details on I’m sitting here completely surrounded by no beer.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - View Quote Details on 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case…
- I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. - View Quote Details on I am a firm believer in the people. If given…
- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. - View Quote Details on Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I…
- Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine - View Quote Details on Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und…
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