Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy…

Before I took Psycrow’s course, I was a simple dairy farmer. Now dig me! I’ve got a monkey grafted to my head!

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

I told him not to shoot my right profile! He made me look like some kind of freak! - View Quote Details on I told him not to shoot my right profile! He…
This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance. Eye of a newt; black cat’s bone thrice boiled at midnight; ‘You may have already won’ letter… - View Quote Details on This spell will require the most loathsome things in exsistance…
Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh, I should have known! Superheroes and evil twins go together like peanut butter and… evil peanut butter. - View Quote Details on Oh, so it was my evil twin all along! Oh,…
It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain, too. - View Quote Details on It’s not all champagne, you know. Sometimes there’s real pain,…
It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated. - View Quote Details on It’s…too…horrible!! And yet, I stare, perversely fascinated.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
Come out and face your doom like a… Big… Worm thingy - View Quote Details on Come out and face your doom like a… Big… Worm…
You know, I usually avoid saying this, but… Hellllllp! - View Quote Details on You know, I usually avoid saying this, but… Hellllllp!
“I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm Jim 3D) - View Quote Details on “I love the smell of bacon in the morning.” (Earthworm…
Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid freezy, frozen thing. (Monkey jabbers) Oh right. Thank you. A block of ice! - View Quote Details on Now I’ll freeze you as solid as… uh… a solid…