Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the…

Bit of Toto as Hoffmann makes his way to the middle - “I bless the rains down in Africa!” - smashing. My favourite Toto number is Rosanna. I used to go out with someone called Rosanna. Her mum looked like Cher.

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Other Ben Dirs Quotes

Pollock is prettier than the Elephant Man’s hatband. - View Quote Details on Pollock is prettier than the Elephant Man’s hatband.
Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer on legs, clatters into him and drives him backwards. - View Quote Details on Montgomery collects a Garryowen and Hazell, like a Smeg fridge-freezer…
I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression. - View Quote Details on I’m still doing my best Forrest Gump impression.
Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll be ducking for cover) - View Quote Details on Here’s the siren (hope there’s no Blitz veterans in, they’ll…
Murali is really struggling out there, he looked like Heather Mills McCartney making her way to bed from her en suite bathroom fielding down at fine-leg. Will they sack me for saying that? - View Quote Details on Murali is really struggling out there, he looked like Heather…
Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as if he’s just returned from the theatre to find him rifling through his wife. - View Quote Details on Hayden marches down the pitch towards Collymore, bat raised, as…
I’ve got a horrible feeling that if United do do the business tonight, Scholes won’t be on the pitch in Athens. He may well be the best player England have produced for the last 15 years, but he has all the tackling ability of a granny on roller skates. - View Quote Details on I’ve got a horrible feeling that if United do do…
Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s banging it out on a Bontempi organ. The Welsh players all looked pretty laid-back singing that. How come it looks like the whole side has rabies before they play England? - View Quote Details on Here’s Land of Our Fathers and it sounds like someone’s…
All the time in the world for Hook, he could have pulled out a cigarette, lit it and taken a couple of tugs before striking that. - View Quote Details on All the time in the world for Hook, he could…
Thinking about sexy times in my life, an internal flight in a storm in Nam (Viet, not Dagen) must be up there, but I also recall going to an Erasure concert in about 1990. That was astonishing. - View Quote Details on Thinking about sexy times in my life, an internal flight…