Black Bart: Oh NO! It’s….
Black Bart: Oh NO! It’s….
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- Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it’s zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us. - View Quote Details on Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of…
- I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie! - View Quote Details on I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
- Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his Peacemaker?!?! - View Quote Details on Was there no end to this conspiracy of irrational prejudice…
- Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it’ll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. - View Quote Details on Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about…
- Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. - View Quote Details on Now, I had heard that word at least ten times…
- My old man’s spare tires were only actually tires in the academic sense. They were round and had once been made of rubber. - View Quote Details on My old man’s spare tires were only actually tires in…
- Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar of horry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! ‘Tis the season to be jorry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! - View Quote Details on Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar…
- Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scott Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! SO HELP ME GOD, YELLOW EYES!! - View Quote Details on Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between…
- [After Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he is unsuccessful at repairing it] With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered Major Award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of “Taps” being played. Gently. - View Quote Details on [After Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he...
- Ralphie: [after cracking a secret code, reading it] Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine?! A crummy commercial?! Son of a bitch! - View Quote Details on Ralphie: [after cracking a secret code, reading it] Be sure…
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