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White Mage

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Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
Black Mage: Tempting, but I need you for a human shield… I mean, travelling companion. Yeah. - View Quote Details on Fighter: (After being pummelled by a giant) Kill me.
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For +3 endurance, I’d wear my own underwear over my armor. - View Quote Details on For +3 endurance, I’d wear my own underwear over my…
I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making dinner after all and will therefore abstain from meddling with the fabric of existence any further. - View Quote Details on I have the sneaking suspicion that I don’t mind making…
Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are Dark Warriors.” “White Mage likes me.” “Thief is trying to rob us of our very souls.” - View Quote Details on Oh, Black Mage. You and your paranoid delusions. “These are…
Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day. I could literally feel him sucking away at my… brain-thinky score thing. - View Quote Details on Shut up. I’ve been hanging out with Fighter all day…
I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve my problems through violence. - View Quote Details on I should have mentioned this at the beginning. I solve…
I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture and furious paranoia. But that’s what they want me to think. - View Quote Details on I don’t have proof so much as a wild conjecture…
Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that jerk got that I ain’t?
White Mage: You mean besides a grasp of grammar?
Black Mage: Me talk good!
White Mage: Well, let’s see…He knows the difference between right and wrong. Morals. A complete understanding of the theories and practical applications of personal hygiene. Friends. A face. The respect of his peers.
Black Mage: Hey! I have friends. (Pause) I have a friend.
White Mage: What you have is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse.
Black Mage: Right, a friend.
White Mage: See, that, that right there. That’s what’s wrong with you. (Leaves)
Black Mage: (Pause) Dammit, Fighter. White Mage doesn’t like me because you’re a rotten friend.
Fighter: I’m horrible! - View Quote Details on Black Mage: (Regarding Ranger) I don’t get it. What’s that…
Black Mage: You pushed Red Mage… onto Fighter’s sword.
Fighter: Which is weird ’cause it started out sheathed.
Red Mage: I botched my athletics role… big time. - View Quote Details on Black Mage: You pushed Red Mage… onto Fighter’s sword.
Fighter: Which…
(On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the souls of sinners marinated in their own sin. It was bliss. - View Quote Details on (On the subject of Hell) In hell, we ate the…